Hare: Portuguese Man o Whore
Location: Footscray
The Pack: Ah! Sole, Back Alley, Captain Swordblower, Cooch, GILF, ISO Horny, Just Keith, Lester, Poison Ivy, Scrubber, Teflon
Virgins: Just Anthony, Just Paul
Just for lunch: Arseholemaine, Just Cathy
PMOW lead us on a merry trail beginning at ?? in Footscray and ending with lunch at the Victoria Hotel. The pack dressed for the occasion and set out in a celebratory mood, jingling all the way.
We were well rewarded with Christmas cheer at the first drink stop. Our hare went above and beyond and laid on an impressive spread with mulled wine to wash it down.
There were requests to pull each other as crackers were cracked, hats were donned and ridiculous moustaches stuck up nostrils.
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Just Paul getting into the Christmas spirit |
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Lester the CM getting into character |
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The magnificent spread |
ISO Horny was a late-starter due to the discovery that even though the tyre was only flat on the bottom, it didn't make for a comfy ride.
Reluctantly we set off again, only to be rewarded with another drink stop only a few KM's down the track at The Mersh in Yarraville.
Things were getting hazy by this stage so luckily we didn't have far to get to the third drink stop at the very funky Mamma Chen's in Footscray.
And after what seemed like no time at all we arrived at the Victoria Hotel for lunch.
Circle was had, many charges were laid due to the double purchase of jugs of beer, but after so much good time who can remember who and what for? You just had to be there!
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